Wednesday, August 1, 2007

New Home~

Yay! A brand new home for my brand new blog!! ^-^

You guys have NO idea how much I agonize over writing blogs on spaces for the past... hmm... few years i reckon.

Its the Font. AND the colors. Nuf said. (for the uninitiated, please have a read at my previous blogs at Spaces, then you'll know what i mean.)

And i realize people are less likely to leave comments on Spaces than on blogspot. Funny thing huh?

Alright, back to business~ Let's talk about something interesting.

MY FISH...















hahahhahaha... Well, about my fish, I've written several blogs on my fish, some of which includes me killing the fish due to ignorance, and then killing more fish due to negligence, and then killing several more fish due to accidents and lastly, killing due to, well... i'm a murderer, and murderers kill for no reason.

Just a few days ago, i topped my records.

Two fish died over the weekends. Reason ---> unknown.

It was a weekend, so naturally i wasn't around in the office to notice their death. So come Monday, when i entered the office, those two fish have already MOLDED.

Yes... they have a THICK film of whitish stuff around their bodies. The tails and fins were all gone, presumably eaten by the other fish who starved over the weekends cuz I conveniently forgot to feed them. (hey, we were ALL busy, and its freaking FRIDAY!!)

So then I took them out of the tank, and thought no further.

No one told me i was to change the water.

No one told me i was to cleanse the water.

So the next day, three more died.

I was quite devastated. They survived on me for more than four months, which by far is the best record i held.

And the day after, another four died.

I was close to tears.

On the following day, when ANOTHER two died, i finally decided it was time to take some serious action. (2+3+4+2 = 11... I'm a ruthless, merciless + cold-blooded murderer)

Went to an aquarium, consulted the owner there, and bought two bottles of disinfectant.
























(See... even fish have STRESS! They probably got too much stress from not having enough food all the time... lol... or maybe i talk to them too much... hmmm...)

Thinking that everything should go well from that point forth, another two died the next day.

FREAKING FIFTY DOLLARS FOR THOSE TWO BOTTLES AND MORE FISH DIED?!?!?!

You guys have no idea how many tears i shed. (big fat lie)

I was so distraught that i couldn't sleep for days... (a fatter lie of course)

But thankfully, they all got better from thence on.

I had to spend a good portion of this month's savings to replenish the missing fishes into the tank though.

Sigh... there goes my money.

Well, there is SOME joy in rearing these fish though. One of the females gave birth to 17 baby guppies, and they look SO CUTE!!















Errr... that reminds me.

I used to have all females in the same big tank with the rest of the other fishes. Even when i THOUGHT they were pregnant, i still left them there .

So one day, while i was cleaning the fish tank ( = emptying the water in the tank + scrubbing the tank), i noticed several LIFEFORMS wriggling their way on the basin.

On closer inspection, i realized to my horror that those were baby guppies!!!

My original intent was to scoop them up, but SOMEHOW RATHER, i turned on the TAP water.

Don't ask me why.

Down flush the baby guppies into the sink.

If i was horrified then, i was Aghast now.

I was like...

"NO~~~~~~~~~~~~ NO NO NO NOooooooo~~~~~" (Jumping up and down, flailing my arms in every direction possible at the same time.)

WHAT THE **** AM I DOING?!?!?!!

WHY DID I TURN THE TAP ON?!?!?!?!?!

DON'T EVEN ASK.

If there were SOME left on the basin, that would mean most of the others were EATEN by the adult fishes.

Oh lord... what have i done?????

To those little guppies that was flushed down the sink/eaten by other fishes, may you all rest in peace.

and...

Please... please please please please please....

GO TO THE LIGHT.

8 comments:

på9ån said...

#)$^&)#$*^@)_*^$@(%^...
HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE MY BLOG LINKED!!! YOU A**H***...

-月の風信子-™ said...

hahaha.. ur sis so cute-lar...

and
... you're Really a MurdereR!!

~风之翼~ said...

Pagan:
DUH!!!! you're linked under my chinese blog!! that's more privi u know!!!

Wind Mail:
Sob... i dun wanna be a murderer...

edwardyew said...

不是不报,只是时辰未到

~风之翼~ said...

are you cursing me?!?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

so free!

JoSePh said...

" kai men da ji" ^_^ gong xi gong xi

Anonymous said...

poor fish~