Friday, September 14, 2007

Dilemma~~

As any normal working day, i woke up at seven plus this morning.

Though I was reluctant to get me sleepy body out of the bed, work calls.

*sigh, how sad have we all become to be slaves of work...*

So, off to the wash room i went.

Did the usual washup thingy, meaning brushing me teeth, washing me face, shaving etc. etc.

Then comes the crucial part - Shitting.

This process is usually accompied by some newspaper/novels reading, to which this morning was no exception...

BUT THEN...

As I was in the midst of revelling the finer points of structured defecation, I felt my world spin.

What the hell~~~~ is it just me or IS the world spinning????

I told meself: "Calm down... take a deep breath... everything's OK! You're just hallucinating!"

But then the World kept spinning.

It was then that it hit me~~~ THE BLOODY QUAKE YESTERDAY NIGHT!!!

This must be the aftershock!!!

...

CRAP.

Now i'm in a dilemma.

Much as i wished to evacuate the building, I still have unfinished business to do.

Now THAT, I can honestly tell you, was a tough call.

To evacuate, save your life, and have shit dangling halfway between your rectum and anus,

OR...

To finish your business, feel terribly great, and face the possibility of being crushed under tons of debris.

I picked the latter.

LOL~~~